Atom Ant 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I reckon it's time for the dedicated Crew forumites to find a name for JH's mini. I figure with a name it may even with any luck actually make it to the water. I'll start, here's my first idea for a name: Liquid Nitrogen Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 What about PISSPOUR. Hopeless on the piss and a small budget. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 was that having a crack at the large umm... 'accidental' freeze burn scar on my hand john!? i was thinking maybe dixie or something similar cause i want to have the confederate flag on the side Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 It's was called 'Project Te Kiri'. Te Kiri was a Maori Chief up in the BOI who welcomed a pile of French dudes in for a barbie and some ship repairs, way way back in the day. All was going fine until the French Captain took a shine to Te Kiris daughter. So when the French ship up anchored to leave he sent some lads ashore to pinch the daughter and a few of the other young ladies. But the stupid froggy prick didn't realise that as Te Kiri and his mob lived on a nearly island and were a pretty stroppy bunch they could paddle their wakas very damn fast. So when Chief Te Kiri found out this whānau been decreased by the French kiddy fiddlers he sent 'the lads' out after them. It didn't take long for the lads to catch up with the frogs and when they did they recovered the ladies and took 29 of the frogs at the same time, including the Captain. Needless to say Te Kiris whānau was whole again and all ate very very well for a wee while. Yeap, NZ's 1st recorded case of a someone eating Frogs Legs here :) And that gents, is why Assassination Cove is called what it is so I'm told. So as that mini was off to trash some French in the TransAt, Te Kiri did seem sort of appropriate. I did get asked by the organisers for some back ground about me and the boat, I would have been the 1st one from south of the equator, and they asked what the name meant. I alluded to it as being connected to when early French explorers 1st came and meet the locals. I was going to explain just why in full detail once I was up there, one of those 'lets see if we can f*ck with some heads' theories I think with JH's records HELP would be appropriate and written down both sides of the hull next to the keel in large rescue orange lettering Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Nice tale there KM. I'm thinking maybe "Lizard Killer" or "Cherry Popper". Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Te Kiri -sounds appropriate. Perhaps JH doesn't eat them whole- and reports in on the adventures he does get up to.... with feminine Frogs legs..... Link to post Share on other sites
col j 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 unbreakable 4? slim pickings? sperm whale they eat squids...sorry squid lip splitter Link to post Share on other sites
El Toro 97 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 The Lizard King Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Ant 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 was that having a crack at the large umm... 'accidental' freeze burn scar on my hand john!? You mean you got it on yourself as well? Link to post Share on other sites
col j 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 oops swinger! what about 'blatant dig at KM' Link to post Share on other sites
B00B00 306 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Mini skirt or mini bar Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 We were having a discussion about renaming a Piedy and the name "Clit" came up. The only problem with a boat named "Clit" would be that he would never find it Go the CLIT!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
John B 106 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 It's was called 'Project Te Kiri'. Te Kiri was a Maori Chief up in the BOI who welcomed a pile of French dudes in for a barbie and some ship repairs, way way back in the day. All was going fine until the French Captain took a shine to Te Kiris daughter. So when the French ship up anchored to leave he sent some lads ashore to pinch the daughter and a few of the other young ladies. But the stupid froggy prick didn't realise that as Te Kiri and his mob lived on a nearly island and were a pretty stroppy bunch they could paddle their wakas very damn fast. So when Chief Te Kiri found out this whānau been decreased by the French kiddy fiddlers he sent 'the lads' out after them. It didn't take long for the lads to catch up with the frogs and when they did they recovered the ladies and took 29 of the frogs at the same time, including the Captain. Needless to say Te Kiris whānau was whole again and all ate very very well for a wee while. Yeap, NZ's 1st recorded case of a someone eating Frogs Legs here :) And that gents, is why Assassination Cove is called what it is so I'm told. So as that mini was off to trash some French in the TransAt, Te Kiri did seem sort of appropriate. I did get asked by the organisers for some back ground about me and the boat, I would have been the 1st one from south of the equator, and they asked what the name meant. I alluded to it as being connected to when early French explorers 1st came and meet the locals. I was going to explain just why in full detail once I was up there, one of those 'lets see if we can f*ck with some heads' theories I think with JH's records HELP would be appropriate and written down both sides of the hull next to the keel in large rescue orange lettering That would be Du Fresne ( Du Frayne) ,and a bunch of his crew who were invited over for dinner. Link to post Share on other sites
Grinna 2 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 How about "Rush of Blood"? ... if Jordan's involved there's sure to be blood, sweat and tears involved somewhere along the line and it's kinda in keeping with the "young man going nuts" theme too. Rush of blood to the head ..... or to somewhere else. Link to post Share on other sites
Fish 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 VERO Its a sitter, Jordan's reputation for breaking stuff, association with those ad's with the bull charging around, testosterone etc and if Jordan plays his cards right, a sponsorship deal atleast covering third party race insurance so the rest of us can relax a bit on the start line when he's around Link to post Share on other sites
Murky 1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 atleast covering third party race insurance so the rest of us can relax a bit on the start line when he's around Worried about getting hit by falling rigs, Fish? Link to post Share on other sites
Fish 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Apparently its not normal to race wearing a hard hat Link to post Share on other sites
Marshy 30 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Unless your Oracle racing... Link to post Share on other sites
Murky 1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Spare one at his feet in case the first one fails? Now that's a moment... Link to post Share on other sites
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