Mount Gay Rum - Photo caption comp

[Guest]

Away you go

[SloopJohnB 322]

Now thats style.... a carbon scratching post.

 

or

 

Gunwale bum was always a problem on the old boat.

[The big T 41]

Just read about Elvis's problems - maybe I can winch it out!

[Guest]

Hoist the sails boys, The beans are about to kick in.

[Murky 1]

Brad thought he had prepared himself for the initiation ceremony required to secure a spot on the boat - but now he was into it, he wasn't so sure.

[Steve Pope 243]

waiting for some southern comfort.

[PaulR 3]

In my previous sport, it was always:

 

 

CROUCH

 

 

PAUSE

 

 

TOUCH

 

 

ENGAGE

[PaulR 3]

Now where did the "LEE" side go?

[benny14 6]

General Lee, launched today, comes with not only a standard grinder for faster sail hoists but an attachment which allows air propulsion of the grinder mechanism which, when used with appropriate amount of beans, can increase sail hoist speed dramatically.

[PaulR 3]

What sort of wind up is this

[PaulR 3]

What sort of wind up is this

 

 

so how does one spell wind as in wind the winch?

 

Wynde? That looks wrong.

 

 

Winde? Still wrong.

 

 

Have to go with: "It's Ok if you put your tounge in the right place"

[Murky 1]

Rules for cockpit leapfrog:

 

1. Contestants must down a rum, run out of the hatchway and clear the grinder pedestal, the bent-over crewman and the Satcom arch in quick succession without pausing, and enter the water in a swallow dive.

2. Extra points will be given for high-fiving the helmsman on the way through.

3. Worst performer in each round becomes the bent-over crewman for the next round.

4. Nakedness is not encouraged.

[Murky 1]

You put your left cheek in, your left cheek out, spin the grinder one turn and shake it all about...

[Murky 1]

Bosun, bring me a new cabin boy...[yes we all know the next line]

[Clipper 343]

The gorilla put on his best blue shirt and waited for the pretty female gorilla to join him on the ark.

[Guest]

so how does one spell wind as in wind the winch?

 

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was

time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

[PaulR 3]

Ahhhhhhh . . . Proof I'm knot alone in the world.

 

Thanks 3021

[PaulR 3]

Bosun, bring me a new cabin boy...[yes we all know the next line]

 

 

No, I'm knot that inclined . . . I'm just waiting for Godot.

[Grinna 2]

Err ... guys, how long do I have to hold the traveller car here? Guys? ..... guys???

[Grinna 2]

Stretching is an important pre-sailing routine to prevent injury