Murky 1 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 What b*stard left superglue on the cockpit floor? Link to post Share on other sites
John B 106 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Well, we were going to call the boat Clockwork Orange but..... Link to post Share on other sites
Grinna 2 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 So you guys reckon this Golden Rivet is down here somewhere? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Hey Squid..do I have to import my efforts from the "General Lee" thread or do they qualify?? Also: This grinder will be perfect for cracked sheets sailing! Nice boat - The grinder is a bit of a bummer though. The dyslexic grinder with visions of one day growing up to be a dalek seized the opportunity and violated the next passing crew member - "Inseminate! Inseminate"!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Leave them there, they will be considered. Link to post Share on other sites
Matty 0 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 "What too much time on the F*^ken rail does to you" get a cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Ah sorry guys, I was just having a flashback to when I was a Able Seamen and enjoyed showering. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Now if I stay real still they'll think I'm a table and then maybe I'll be able score a free trip to Fiji Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I told you we got the waterline right so KISS MY ARSE! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I told you we got the waterline right so KISS MY ARSE! I think KM has had the tag line all along...... "I'm getting sucked into the dark side, it may require an intervention. Stand by to come quick and bring Rum" Bags not on supplying the intervention.......However the rum may help sooth!! Link to post Share on other sites
Murky 1 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 The General Lee team left nothing to chance in their preparation for offshore races. The crew's speedy response to the barked command: "Assume the brace position for Customs inspection" brought a tear to the eye. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 When someone said 'Who's the Hero then?' it became suddenly apparent just who in the crew frequented Parades down Ponsonby Rd. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Away you go When the kite trimmer said you can stick the coffee grinder up your ass, he didn't mean it literally! Link to post Share on other sites
col j 0 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 A different way to bust your ass grinding. Bow to skipper: He makes gay jokes just a bit too often, now look at him. you sure its safe to go to fiji with him. The term 'F**k it' was misunderstood. Stretching before hiking on the lifelines drastically increases chances of a sore bum. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Hey what I said was when you put Rico Gear on a pedestal, it's the same, as like Nikki Watson. What I did not say was when you put that rectal gear pedestal in the ass, it's lame like Nikki Watson. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 ....and in this hatch we keep the prawns and the barby. Link to post Share on other sites
DrWatson 369 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 The General is so easy to sail even monkeys can do it! Trade in your regular crew for monkeys now! Seen here being tested on the General. Link to post Share on other sites
wheels 543 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 When i said "on your mark" I didn't mean get ready to Swim the 100m Freestyle. Link to post Share on other sites
PaulR 3 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 who said contact lenses were sensible and easy to fit Link to post Share on other sites
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