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Hey Squid..do I have to import my efforts from the "General Lee" thread or do they qualify??

 

Also:

 

This grinder will be perfect for cracked sheets sailing!

 

Nice boat - The grinder is a bit of a bummer though.

 

The dyslexic grinder with visions of one day growing up to be a dalek seized the opportunity and violated the next passing crew member - "Inseminate! Inseminate"!!!

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I told you we got the waterline right so KISS MY ARSE!

 

I think KM has had the tag line all along......

 

"I'm getting sucked into the dark side, it may require an intervention.

Stand by to come quick and bring Rum"

 

Bags not on supplying the intervention.......However the rum may help sooth!!

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The General Lee team left nothing to chance in their preparation for offshore races. The crew's speedy response to the barked command: "Assume the brace position for Customs inspection" brought a tear to the eye.

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When someone said 'Who's the Hero then?' it became suddenly apparent just who in the crew frequented Parades down Ponsonby Rd.

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A different way to bust your ass grinding.

 

Bow to skipper: He makes gay jokes just a bit too often, now look at him. you sure its safe to go to fiji with him.

 

The term 'F**k it' was misunderstood.

 

 

Stretching before hiking on the lifelines drastically increases chances of a sore bum.

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Hey what I said was

when you put Rico Gear on a pedestal, it's the same, as like Nikki Watson.

What I did not say was

when you put that rectal gear pedestal in the ass, it's lame like Nikki Watson.

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