Elliott 7.9 Moving Violation is looking for applicants to serve on busy, complicated bow during BBYC winter series.
The successful applicant will need to fulfil the following criteria:
1) Understand all commands issues in Swahili, Spanish and Afrikaans
2) Be able to respond to all commands with multi-syllable grunts and "F**** You" clearly enunciated.
3) Enjoy the challenge of last minute calls for spinnaker/gennaker/code zero.
4) Not be old & fat (we have enough of those).
5) Be over 18 and enjoy top shelf liquor products, if under 18 enjoy Red Bull and it's derivatives.
6) Fail
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E7.9 Crew wanted BBYC winter series