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Little Sailing Joke


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A recently widowed old lady decided she needed a social life so she signed up for evening classes at the local college. She thought: “Hmmm, my George and I went sailing in our younger days!” so she signed up for sailing lessons but the first class was a classroom-based turorial.

She got to the college but she was late and started frantically running around the corridors looking for the room. Unfortunately, she ran into the Sex Ed class instead. Flustered, she found herself a desk and apologised. The tutor said:”That’s not a problem. Why don’t you tell us about your first time?”

She looked at him and answered: “Well I enjoyed it but my husband didn’t. First he was sick all over me then his hat blew off!”

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