Guest Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Well don't let it worry you just Ph 0800CRUSTACEANCATCHER. We are skilled in the art of ridding your house of those pesty critters. Specialising in removing Crabs from beds, curtains, dunnies, lounge furniture, walls, vehicles and even those that have sneaked into your wetsuit booties. - Size no issue, over 200mm a speciality. - Big Pincher's no issues but there is a small extra charge for Coconut Crabs (ya seen what the grabers on those M'fukers can do??. No, well just ask the 3.5 legged dog next door) - Racing crab removals are charged by the hour, some are faster than us. - With all Crustaceans we do try to stun them first using our exclusive D2 High-Pitch Shrill device. Sometimes they just fall over in fright (as does the odd onlooker), some times knot. - Totally Crab friendly, none are hurt in the chase........... even if one or 2 do have to be humanly drowned in melted butter, for their own good obviously, afterwards. Note: Sorry but if you have 'those' Crabs i.e. the ones you caught from Sugar the $10 hooker in the lane off K Rd, we do advise seeking medical assistance immediately. We don't do those and by now you've probably learnt why you shouldn't have been such a tightwad or so pissed. Link to post Share on other sites
wheels 543 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Are you out in the Hot Sun drinking Rum and Coconut Punch KM??? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crafty 1 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Are you out in the Hot Sun drinking Rum and Coconut Punch KM??? Underground Depeneds how close to the beach you are. But seriously i thought pests that live on the human body die when they are off it?...or exposed to UV Light (not underground) Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Are you out in the Hot Sun drinking Rum and Coconut Punch KM??? Yes, you have no choice. The water temp at 33mts deep is 27 degrees. And No, ice cold Stieny Pures ..... but only to make sure I rehydrate properly And yes in a way to Crafty as well. Late this morning (your and my time) I dived into a big underground cavern via a tunnel that starts 18-20mts deep. The cavern is massive and has a air bubble, it's also full of stalagmites and tites. Breathtakingly stunning stuff. But I have no bevvies with me at the time. The best bit is this diving is actually work...... well maybe knot all of it so tax deductible. At times my job is the best. Link to post Share on other sites
Scubash 0 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Where are you KM? Link to post Share on other sites
rigger 47 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Tonga - Mariners Cave possibly - though it does have an opening that is only a few metres down and a second about het depth KM mentioned. Link to post Share on other sites
wheels 543 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 The best bit is this diving is actually work.... We have moorings in the Caves Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Niue. The Rock of the Pacific. A place I've imagined in a very wrong light, I've seriously underestimated it. Unbelievably harsh yet stunningly beautiful at the same time. Interesting to see many people have clicked on the thread. Just who does have crabs or wants to know if I or others do ? As a FYI, I will have crabs.................... in about an hour, big yummy ones served on a taro leaf Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crafty 1 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Are you out in the Hot Sun drinking Rum and Coconut Punch KM??? Yes, you have no choice. The water temp at 33mts deep is 27 degrees. And No, ice cold Stieny Pures ..... but only to make sure I rehydrate properly And yes in a way to Crafty as well. Late this morning (your and my time) I dived into a big underground cavern via a tunnel that starts 18-20mts deep. The cavern is massive and has a air bubble, it's also full of stalagmites and tites. Breathtakingly stunning stuff. But I have no bevvies with me at the time. The best bit is this diving is actually work...... well maybe knot all of it so tax deductible. At times my job is the best. You lucky bar stard. Great work if you can get it but you would'nt catch me in a whole underground! thats the second maddest thing you can do!... but strangley enough i would like to see the view? Link to post Share on other sites
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