MrViolation 3 Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Elliott 7.9 Moving Violation is looking for applicants to serve on busy, complicated bow during BBYC winter series. The successful applicant will need to fulfil the following criteria: 1) Understand all commands issues in Swahili, Spanish and Afrikaans 2) Be able to respond to all commands with multi-syllable grunts and "F**** You" clearly enunciated. 3) Enjoy the challenge of last minute calls for spinnaker/gennaker/code zero. 4) Not be old & fat (we have enough of those). 5) Be over 18 and enjoy top shelf liquor products, if under 18 enjoy Red Bull and it's derivatives. 6) Fail one or more of the following: Credit Check, operating TV remote, Interpretive Dance, Career Ladder Climbing or Personal Grooming. Applicants should txt 021 626 800 to initiate interview process. markm, Island Time and Scotty3934 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marshy 14 Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 So basically you are looking for a Swedish back packing blondie that loves to pour drinks, and can bend over backwards and multi task? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KM... 772 Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 :D Lovin the requirements and the description. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigkoning 0 Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 When does this start? I'm old person sailing to Tonga soon. Hitching back mid June. Keen to try some of this racing stuff. Love rope play. Getting all tied up on the bow. I can definitely get some spinnakers to fill.Ja? Ya? Click?Yes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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