bushman 12 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 well for those of you that have known him ( and the more fortune who don't know who the hell he is ) the grump ( sometimes called mark ) has finally sold his soul to the other side and has got him self one of those fizzzzzzzzzzzzz boat things , now instead of hearing about his latest racing adventure and his giant killing achievements we now have to hear about his fishing stories ( and who will ever believe a fishing story ) and the size of his beans and radishes ," O HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN " , he will be sadly missed ( until i get on of those flash scopes on me gun then i'll get the bathtub) Link to post Share on other sites
Pumbaa 9 Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 It does provide a similar level of amusement though, whereas before you only had to mention soft handicaps or dispute his understanding of a rule (any rule, any dispute) and you would have him on the hook with fire works. Now you have to criticise his fishing ability, like the fact that he has to be shown where the fish are by his son (a proper fisherman who catches proper fish) or that the scales he's got have to be dodgy because "10kg? The fish in the picture doesn't look that big" or that his ruler is a touch on the small side. Or old eyesight favourites "No Mark, get your glasses, that's not a 10kg snapper it a pilchard". He'll be back. Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Ant 0 Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 So you two know understand each other? That's good 'cos I was gonna ask if you could share whatever gunja you're smoking with me! Link to post Share on other sites
bushman 12 Posted February 23, 2013 Author Share Posted February 23, 2013 g day mate nice to have you along for the ride , how is that top secret project going Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Ant 0 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 It's so secret even I don't know about it! Link to post Share on other sites
bushman 12 Posted February 24, 2013 Author Share Posted February 24, 2013 Good call ...... that will keep them guessing until you re- launch it Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Well AA the Bum they are talking about once owned Turbo'd SR26 that you would have drooled over and he was one of the first to make a "Sows Ear" out of a silk purse. How ever I think he is safe as I Know that even with the best of scopes the bushman couldn't hit the side of a slow moving H28 from fifty metres. Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Ant 0 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Ah ok now I get it. Really? He's gone to the dark side? Wow. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Hey you lot, I'm just having a dabble on the fishing side but still might go for the odd sail if the weather is nice and the fridge is cold. Have caught a few nice fish too which I have given away but Pumbah will not be getting any more. For those of you who dont know him, He is a pom. I gave him a big feed of fresh snapper so he put it in the freezer. Still has his 1960 version of the English rule book too. Link to post Share on other sites
Megwyn 2 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 I gave him a big feed of fresh snapper so he put it in the freezer. That's as bad a putting coke in your Mt Gay! Sacrilege! Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Ant 0 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 I gave him a big feed of fresh snapper so he put it in the freezer. That's as bad a putting coke in your Mt Gay! Sacrilege! Or drinking shandy. Link to post Share on other sites
bushman 12 Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 who told you that beau drank shandy we all promised not to tell Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.