Holy hell SJB, thats over four syllables, expecting a bit too much aren't you ???
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Thank g.. for google its amazing what you can find.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION ( an estimation of something as worthless)
Most of us have tried to do this.......
pogonotrophy
pogonotrophy (po-guh-NAW-truh-fee) noun
The growing of a beard.
[From Greek pogon (beard) + -trophy (nourishment, growth).]
Pogonology is the study of beards and pogonotomy is a fancy word for shaving.