SloopJohnB 322 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Now thats style.... a carbon scratching post. or Gunwale bum was always a problem on the old boat. Link to post Share on other sites
The big T 41 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Just read about Elvis's problems - maybe I can winch it out! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Hoist the sails boys, The beans are about to kick in. Link to post Share on other sites
Murky 1 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Brad thought he had prepared himself for the initiation ceremony required to secure a spot on the boat - but now he was into it, he wasn't so sure. Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Pope 243 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 waiting for some southern comfort. Link to post Share on other sites
PaulR 3 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 In my previous sport, it was always: CROUCH PAUSE TOUCH ENGAGE Link to post Share on other sites
PaulR 3 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Now where did the "LEE" side go? Link to post Share on other sites
benny14 6 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 General Lee, launched today, comes with not only a standard grinder for faster sail hoists but an attachment which allows air propulsion of the grinder mechanism which, when used with appropriate amount of beans, can increase sail hoist speed dramatically. Link to post Share on other sites
PaulR 3 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 What sort of wind up is this Link to post Share on other sites
PaulR 3 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 What sort of wind up is this so how does one spell wind as in wind the winch? Wynde? That looks wrong. Winde? Still wrong. Have to go with: "It's Ok if you put your tounge in the right place" Link to post Share on other sites
Murky 1 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Rules for cockpit leapfrog: 1. Contestants must down a rum, run out of the hatchway and clear the grinder pedestal, the bent-over crewman and the Satcom arch in quick succession without pausing, and enter the water in a swallow dive. 2. Extra points will be given for high-fiving the helmsman on the way through. 3. Worst performer in each round becomes the bent-over crewman for the next round. 4. Nakedness is not encouraged. Link to post Share on other sites
Murky 1 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 You put your left cheek in, your left cheek out, spin the grinder one turn and shake it all about... Link to post Share on other sites
Murky 1 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Bosun, bring me a new cabin boy...[yes we all know the next line] Link to post Share on other sites
Clipper 343 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 The gorilla put on his best blue shirt and waited for the pretty female gorilla to join him on the ark. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 so how does one spell wind as in wind the winch? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. Link to post Share on other sites
PaulR 3 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Ahhhhhhh . . . Proof I'm knot alone in the world. Thanks 3021 Link to post Share on other sites
PaulR 3 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Bosun, bring me a new cabin boy...[yes we all know the next line] No, I'm knot that inclined . . . I'm just waiting for Godot. Link to post Share on other sites
Grinna 2 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Err ... guys, how long do I have to hold the traveller car here? Guys? ..... guys??? Link to post Share on other sites
Grinna 2 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Stretching is an important pre-sailing routine to prevent injury Link to post Share on other sites
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